Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on top gear.

Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line

Where's the 'Alpha male' bint putting out a video that becomes famous for the line ""LEAVE JEREMY (Clarkson) ALONE!""?... In written form on every comment thread of every relative social media post.

I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!

Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years.

I was looking at a menu in a restaurant last night, and there was something called the Jeremy Clarkson special. I was wondering what it was, and then it hit me

Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting

Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable So that rules out child abuse then....

Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May

So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...? ... A smile !

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on Top Gear.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both used to be on top gear.

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!