Jeff Goldblum Jokes

18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget

Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum.

What is the difference between Jeff Goldblum and Scotland? One is an insufferable smug bastard that acts and the other once had a [Bastards Act](http://books.google.com/books?id=lKAaAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA30&dq=bastards+scotland+act&hl=en&sa=X&ei=_JwcVKCLKvXIsATi6oG4DQ&ved=0CDcQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=bastards%20scotland%20act&f=false). edit: URL