Train Conductor (long joke)
A train conductor was recently hired out of Texas. It was his first day on the job. Unfortunately an accident occurs and he ends up running over a group of Elderly People on a tour bus, killing everyone on board. He is arrested for Murder and is convicted to death. For his last meal he requests a banana, and is given one. The next day he is given an electric chair, and he survives. The prison guards are in awe. Thinking this was enough punishment, the let him free. B…