Jean Paul Jokes

What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur.

No cream and nothingness I was sitting in a small cafe around the corner this morning, reading a copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's Being and Nothingness, when the waitress came up to take my order. ""I'll have a coffee with no cream,"" I said. ""I'm sorry, sir,"" she said. ""We're all out of cream. Can I give it to you with no milk instead?""

Light Bulb Jean Paul and Jean Pierre are at work. They both try to figure out a way to get sent home. Jean Paul says to Jean Pierre, ""Jean Pierre, I got it! Go over there and act like a light bulb. I'll go get the boss and he will see that we have to be sent home."" Jean Paul goes and gets the boss saying that there's something wrong with Jean Pierre. ""See, Jean Pierre thinks he's a light bulb!"" claims Jean Paul. The boss says, ""Yeah, that's not right! Jean Pierre, go home and come back when…

No cream and nothingness I was sitting in a small café around the corner this morning, reading a copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's Being and Nothingness, when the waitress came up to take my order. "I'll have a coffee with no cream," I said. "I'm sorry, sir," she said. "We're all out of cream. Can I give it to you with no milk instead?"

What was Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite art form? Exi-stencilism