An American and a Soviet die and go to hell...
Satan meets them at the gate.
"Just for fun, I'ma give you two both a choice. You can either go to American or Soviet hell."
"What's the difference, trucker?" asks Arlo Freedom.
"Would they not simply be the 2010s versions of our countries?" entreats Ivan Dmitrovich.
"Not really," Satan croons. "American hell is basically your normal life, only you have to eat a bucket of horseshit every day.
"Soviet hell is the same, only you eat two bucke…