Let's ask ISIS to be our Valentine Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. ""Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"" she asks, ""Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit then says ""No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"" ""The whole ISIS group,"" she says. ""Why them,"" her father asks in shock? ""Well,"" she …