A chicken walks into a library...
She goes up to the librarian and say, "Book! Book! Book!".
Slightly perplexed, the librarian pulls a book from the nearest shelf (A Waffle Lot of Narwhal and Jelly) and gives it to the chicken. The chicken leaves, taking the book with her.
The next day, the chicken returns empty handed, finds the librarian and says, "Book! Book! Book!".
The librarian is extremely curious, grabs another book off the shelf (This Is Herman Cain!: My Journey to the White House) …