Internet Cafe Jokes

My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe .

Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found

So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound ""Hey check out my web site!"" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded ""www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.