Internal Revenue Service Jokes

Ralph The Internal Revenue Service decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to an appointment with the toughest auditor in the office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, ""Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."" ""I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,"" says Ralph. ""How about a demonstration?"" The audit…

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, ""Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."" ""And what,"" his friend asked, ""What do you want me to do with your ashes?"" The businessman said, ""Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, ""Now, you have everything.""

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." "And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?" The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."