Indian Army Jokes

A large group of Pakistani soldiers... A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. ""One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis."" The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out ""One Indian Army soldier is better than fifty Pakistanis."" Furious, the Pakistani commander sends his n…

An Indian army camp receives a new commander... One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been stationed there for a while explained to him that the men sometimes get lonely since there where no woman there so they have the camel. The commander just let that…

A large group of Pakistani soldiers... A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. ""One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis."