Here's a joke from Bulgaria, translated for your convenience.
One a motorway near the coast in Varna a musclebound mafioso (refered to as mutra in Bulgaria) is driving with his subordinates in his brand new Mercedes S63 AMG. When he nears a traffic signal, he gets rear ended. Pissed off, he gets out to have a look. Turns out that an elderly gentleman in a rusty Lada smashed into him. He gets him out of the car and starts yelling at him:
-What the f***, man! This is my brand new ride, I ain't e…