A man walks into a synagogue with a dog... A man walks into a synagogue with a dog. The Rabbi comes up to him and says, ""Pardon me, this is a House of Worship; you can't bring your dog in here."" ""What do you mean,"" says the man, ""this is a Jewish dog! Look."" The Rabbi looks carefully and sees, that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck, this dog has a [tallit](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tallit-bag.jpg) bag around its neck. ""Rover,"" says the man…