Johnny Comes Home From Catholic School Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father asks ""how did this happen?"" Little Johnny says ""Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were in church saying our prayers and when we stood up, my teachers dress was stuck in the crack of her butt. So I reached forward and pulled it out for her. That's when she hit me."" Johnny's father says ""Johnny, whenever you see something like that on a woman, just leave it alone."" Well, the very next …