High times in the Holocaust Hitler and his SS troops were gathered at Auschwitz, standing around outside in a circle, passing a big ol' fat blunt between themselves. One of the Jews walks up to try to get in the rotation, but all the Nazis ignore him. ""Hey guys, don't bogart that spliff!"" the Jew said ""Don't worry, little Jew,"" Hitler said, ""You're about to get totally baked in like ten minutes!"" (original)