The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. ""Please,"" protested the college President, ""you already make more than the entire History department."" ""Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with,"" the coach blustered. ""Look."" He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. ""Run over to my office and see if I'm there,"" he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweat…