His Three Sons Jokes

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. ""Well boys the time is near and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea."" So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing the local front page read ""Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made however it is believed all wished to be buried at sea.""

Father's Promise from His Three Sons A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to college. “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.” So it happened. His sons became a **doctor**, **a financial planner** and a **lawyer,** each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the cof…