Hitler and Himmer walk into a bar... The barman comes over, does a double-take, then askes them for a drink. Hitler orders two brandys. After the barman returns and places the drinks in front of them he says-""I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but you guys look a lot like Hitler and Himmler."" Hitler responds -"" well that's because it is us."" Shocked, the barman asks where have they been all this time, to which Himmler responds-""actually, we have been making preparations for our next plan. W…