An austrian drunk is passing by a cemetery... An Austrian drunk is passing by a cemetery, when he hears music, following the music, he finds its coming from a grave, frightened, he begins to run away and bumps into a policeman. 'Vere are you going at zis hour?' asks the policeman, 'Entschuldigung, I've been celebrating, I was walking past ze cemetery, when I heard music' 'Music? In ze cemetery?' 'Ja, but I'm drunk so might not be' 'Lets check it out.' The cop hears the music too, and decides to …