Herbert Jokes

The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off.

My friend Herbert recently died from an overdose of weedkiller. The cause of death was determined to be Herbicide.

So I was in class... ... And we were doing this hotseat - style thing where you were a fictional character and you had to take questions from an the ""Audience"" (the rest of the class) and when I had finished being herbert the pervert, freaking everyone out with the accurate voice, someone decided to come on as the joker, and when an audience member said ""Tell us a joke,"" one legendary member of our class shouted out, in a brilliantly done batman voice, ""YOUR LIFE STORY"" and everyone, inclu…

Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is imp…

A old man was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone. ""Herbert