Henrys Jokes

The kerplunk A young man, Henry, wins a tour on a luxury cruise for two in the early 20th century, through a magazine contest. He is extremely excited and brings his best friend along with him. He takes a bus to the docks and when he sees the boat his jaw drops. Never in his life had he seen such a magnificent boat. It seemed a kilometer long and at least 40 meters high. There was an Olympic sized pool on the deck and enough room for at least a thousand people aboard. Henry and his friend are sh…

John eagerly awaits for his first child to be born... After 9 hours in labor his wife gives birth to a baby boy, Henry. John is so overcome with joy, he vows always to keep him happy and offer him the best in life. Henry is 5 years old. John ask him ""Henry, what do you want for your birthday?"" Henry says ""a pingpong ball"" John is confused at first. So John gets him a brand new bike. Henry is 16 years old. He gets his first job and quickly rises to assistant manager. John is so proud of his s…

Henry's son David burst into the house crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. ""Daddy and I were fishing and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then while he was reeling it in the line busted and the fish got away."" ""Now come on David"" his mother said ""a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."" ""But that's just what I did mommy.""