Another plane was going down.. ...On board were Henry Kissinger, a priest and a hippie. The pilot comes back to the passenger area and says ""This plane is going down , there are three parachutes, and I'm taking one!"" and jumps out of the door. Henry Kissinger says ""I am ze smartest man in ze world und I need to live,"" grabs a parachute and jumps out. The priest says to the hippie, ""My son, I have lived a long life and am one with God, please take the last parachute that you may live."" The …