Senator Franken dies and goes to heaven... Senator Franken dies and is processed through the Heavenly Admission Administration. Somewhere along the proceedings, he expresses his fear that maybe Glenn Beck will be admitted to Heaven too, being such a staunch Christian. Which would definitley ruin it for Franken so he'd rather go to Hell in that case. ""No worries mate,"" says the processing admin angel, ""Yer won't see the likes of that one 'ere, ey"". So Franken is all ""Kay, sure, cool"" and ge…