Harvard University Jokes

So There's This Bumble Bee [LONG] He lives in a hive that is looking for a new leader. He works day and night to become the new leader of this hive. Unfortunately the role as leader goes to this bumble bee that was just popular but never did anything. So our bumble bee decides to leave the hive He decides he wants to go to school. He enrolls in school and graduates with a 4.0 GPA and goes on to Harvard university. He graduates Harvard with another 4.0 GPA and is 1st in his class rank. Our bee de…

Job interviewer: "It says here you went to Harvard University." Me: "Yes, sir, for my cousin's graduation."

interviewer: it says here you went to Harvard University. Me: yeah

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor