Harris Jokes

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor

So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters.

I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels.

TIFU by attempting a joke a work. I tried to do the ""I'm not gonna get married until gay people are allowed to get married. Because I'm gay."" In honor of Harris Wittles. Well, I must have not said it right because everyone at work took it seriously and now my boss wont make eye contact with me when we make love. RIP Harry W.

A joke my mommy told me :) Once there was a woman sitting in the doctor's office, complaining of incessant gas. She says to the doctor. "I've been having silent farts all day. I had one in the harris teeter, one in church and...um, one right now." The doctor replied, "I think you need to get your hearing checked."