Fart Football One night, an elderly couple is sitting in bed. The husband reading while the wife quietly knits. Breaking the silence, the husband leans gently to one side, and unleashes an egregious fart. His wife crumples her face and writhes in near agony next to him, bemoaning the ubiquitous ass mist that was only exentuated by the humid summer evening. ""What the hell was that all about??"" The wife cried. ""It's Fart Football!"" The husband proudly chirped. ""That beauty was worth 6 points.…