Guy Then Jokes

Island Joke A white guy, a Mexican guy and a Chinese guy are stranded on an island. The white guy says, "okay, we need to get to work if we're going to survive. I'll hunt for food. Mexican guy, you go build us shelter. Chinese guy, you go get us some supplies. We'll meet back here at sunset." The white guy is roasting a pig over the fire, while the Mexican guy is putting the finishing touches on the shelter. As the sun sinks into the horizon, the Mexican guy finally asks: "so... where's the C…

Halloween Joke This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he’s just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders. The host says to him, “Dude, this is a Halloween party! You’re supposed to be wearing a costume?” The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I’m a snail!” “You’re a snail?” “Yeah, I’m a snail,” says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, “This is Michelle.”

A smart young man is looking through a yard sale.. .. and finds a dusty old lamp. He rubs off the dust and out pops a genie. “FOR FREEING ME I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH!” The genie thunders, while a crowd is forming around the spectacle. The man is as smart as the title made him seem though, so he knows genies like to misinterpret wishes to point out peoples’ vices. “I won’t do it genie“, he says, ” whatever I wish for will surely come back and bite me”. “Nonononono I don’t work that way!”…