Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro.#Guy Jesus#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me.#Guy Jesus0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once.#Guy Jesus#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp