An Engineer in Hell
An engineer died and was accidentally sent to hell instead of heaven.
He got to work and fixed the A/C and things cooled down quickly.
The moving walkway motor was jammed so he unjammed it.
The TV was grainy and unclear.
He repaired the connection to the satellite dish and now pulled in hundreds of high def channels.
One day God decided to look down on Hell to see how his grand design as working out and noticed everyone was happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He phon…