Greenwich Jokes

My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

I'm heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time.

I know Greenwich has a mean time, But do they have a happy hour?

I’m driving through England, and I’m planning to stop at Greenwich tomorrow. Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

I am driving through England on a trip and am stopping at Greenwich tomorrow. Not sure what to do in The Mean Time.

I am driving through England currently and plan to be in Greenwich tomorrow. Not too sure what to do in The Mean Time.

what do you call an affluent black family in greenwich, ct? mud wasps.