A Cleveland Browns fan finds a magical lamp. The fan rubs the lamp and a genie emerges. Genie: ""I am the all powerful genie and I will grant you one wish!"" Fan: ""That's easy, I want to live forever!"" Genie: ""That's an impossible wish that I cannot grant."" Fan: ""Okay then, I want to live long enough to see the Cleveland Browns win the super bowl."" Genie: ""You clever bastard... ""