Gomez was an alcoholic. As part of his recovery, he decided to become Christian. He went to the local church where he was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. After the third dip, the Priest said: ""You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Sanchez."" Sanchez went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Corona, dipped it in water 3 times and said: ""You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. You…