Dating Advice from a Rabbi
So it's Friday night in the synagogue and during the course of the service the rabbi standing at the pulpit is looking out over the back to the congregation. In the very back he sees a young man who's got his head in his hands for the entire service. He's very concerned about this so after the service is over he goes to the back and he recognizes the young man and the Rabbi says "Gerald, what seems to be the matter? You seem to be absolutely miserable." Gerald, forlor…