Gdp Jokes

Every Husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on ""agree""culture... ""Agree""culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace). Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)

Let's eat bear shit! Two economists are walking through the woods and walk past a pile of bear shit. The First Economist says to the Second Economist, ""I'll pay you $100 to eat that pile of bear shit"". The Second economist does and they continue their walk. They walk past another pile of bear shit and the Second Economist says to the First Economist, ""I'll pay you $100 to eat that pile of bear shit"". The First Economist does and they continue their walk. The First Economist then says, ""I ca…

Two economists are walking in a forest when they Come across a pile of shit. Two economists are walking in a forest when they Come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other "Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit." The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says "l pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit." The first economist takes the $100 …