So I got a ticket last night I was coming back from my friend's gig at a restaurant, where I enjoyed a good Italian dinner an hour prior. Here's how the initial conversation went: Cop: ""Where have you been tonight?"" Me: ""Fratello's Restaurant. My pal was playing guitar for the crowd from 6-9 pm."" Cop: ""Have you have anything to drink?"" Me: ""Yes, I had one Merlot wine, which I had with my fillet of sole Oreganata dinner."" Cop: ""And when was that?"" Me: ""What, the Merlot wine?"" Cop: ""Y…