Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face. Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, ""Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, ""It reminded me of a peanut."" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, ""Really small, was it?"" Sally replied, ""No, salty."" Mom fainted.