How to Fail at Dating by Frank Reteguiz An Excerpt from the book ""How to Fail at Dating"": A Lesson of Tolerance in the South Date: ""What are you?"" Me: ""Puerto Rican."" Date:"" Oh, I thought you were Venezuelan."" Me: ""First time hearing that one."" Date: ""Oh, well you guys all look alike to me. You all come from the same area. You guys look alike just how black people look alike to me too...some white people look alike to me too"" Me: (WTF look) ""What?"" I tried to change subject but I q…