Flint Michigan Jokes

Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan.

TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan. EDIT: calm down /u/Andimbacksucker

Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan

Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!""

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z. The problem’s H to O.

Machine that catches thiefs The government invented a machine that could automatically catch criminals and in the blink of an eye, They first placed it in Ottawa and what do you know 10 criminals in 2 hours. Then they went on to place it in dallas and BAM 5 thiefs in only 4 hours. Then they went on to place the machine in Flint Michigan, The machine was stolen within an hour.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.