First Traveler Jokes

During an expedition in the Amazon.... Three men are traveling with a guide. Their adventure is if to a boring start when a massive bird swoops overhead and poops, covering the three travelers. The first traveler wipes his face and immediately dies. As the other travelers look to their guide, the guide tells them, that is the foo bird, whoever has the misfortune of being pooped on by this bird will live with it on them for the rest of their life, for if they wipe it off, they will die. The secon…

Three tired travelers stumble across a farm as it is beginning to get dark... Three tired travelers stumble across a farm as it is beginning to get dark. Exhausted, they decide to stop and ask if there is a place to sleep until morning. A friendly farmer answers the door and says they can sleep in the barn under one circumstance: Nobody is allowed to go up in the loft. The travelers say that is a simple enough request and head to the barn for some much needed sleep. After an hour of restlessness…