First Sister Jokes

Two sisters get $1000 inheritance They own a ranch with about 100 cows but no bull. They decide to use their inheritance to get a bull so they can expand their ranch. The first sister drives a few towns over to buy the best prize bull in the state but it costs $999. She buys it anyway, knowing that she will only have one dollar left to her name after the purchase, and no way to get the bull back home. She heads over to the telegram office to notify her sister but they are charging $1 per word. W…

Three sisters died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St Peter warns them, 'There is only one rule in heaven: you must not step on any of the ducks.' And he sent them on their merry way. Upon entering, the three sisters notice that the grounds are riddled with ducks waddling about. Remembering the rule, they stepped carefully. However, it was a mere 3 days in before the eldest sister steps on a duck. The second she does so, an angel appeared with a ugly man. The ugly man is chained to the …

Three sisters have dates all on the same night... At the end of the night, after they all come home, they get together to talk about how it went. The first sister says ""the guy that took me out was a trumpet player. He kissed me at the end of our date, but was really uptight. The second sister says ""Well my date was a tuba player. When he kissed me, it was all loose and sloppy"" They both turn to the third sister and ask how her date was, to which she replied, ""My date was a french horn playe…

Sisters Two sisters from the mid-west were on a road trip across the U.S. As they were tooling across East Texas they began seeing signs for a town called Nacogdoches. This prompted some heated discussion between the sisters about how the name of the town should be pronounced. One sister was of the opinion that the g was silent and the c h e s part was prounounced like the word cheese. The other, that the gd combination resulted in a soft j sound and the c h e s part was prounounced shay. …