First Sergeant Jokes

There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem.

During an army basic training the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After everyone had answered he sneered and said ""you are all wrong the army is now your home"". Back at the barracks he read the evening duties then asked the first sergeant if he had anything to say ""you bet I do"" the sergeant replied ""men while you were gone today I found beds improperly made clothes not hanging correctly shoes not shined and footlockers a mess. Where do you think …

It was early morning at the military base... ... and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames" "Here!" "Jenson" "Here!" "Jones" "Here!" "Magersky" "Here!" "Seeback" No answer. "Seeback!" No answer was heard again. "SEEBACK!!!" The troops remained totally silent. At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and con…

It was early morning at the military base... ... and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: