A guy and his pet octopus walk into a bar...
Once inside the guy proclaims that his pet octopus can play ANY instrument to perfection and begins taking $100 bets. The first patron approaches with a guitar. ""Let's see him play this!"" The octopus grabs the guitar and starts jamming out like Jimi Hendrix. Another patron approaches with a trumpet. ""How about this one!?"" he exclaims. The octopus takes the trumpet and throws down on it better than Louis Armstrong. Several other instruments are br…