Two immigrants in Britain have a competition; who can be more English? ... Two immigrant friends in Britain decide to host a competition between themselves, who can be more English than the other? They decide that they will meet up in 1 week and see whom is more English than whom. 1 week has past, and they meet up. The first immigrant says ""I have become a true Englishmen! I sip tea everyday and I now drive my kids to football practice!"" The other says ""Get out of my country you Paki cunt"".