Three sons were getting birthday presents for their dad, who was getting up there in years. After they had all chosen said presents they met to discuss what they had gotten him. The first one, Michael said ""I got dad a new hunting dog because his last one was losing its sense of smell."" The second one, Jim said ""I got dad a set of golf clubs because his old ones were getting worn."" The final son, Tyler said ""I got dad a specially trained parrot to read for him because his eyes are weak. It …