Feng Shui Jokes

Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair.

Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting.

I was never a big believer in feng shui, UNTIL I took the urinal off my livingroom wall. It's like freaking magic!

I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned.

I never thought I'd get into Feng Shui... but the tables have turned.