Stalin visits a Young Pioneer camp.
He's inspecting the children who are all standing in uniforms in a straight line. He pulls one boy out of line.
"What is your name, boy?" asks Stalin.
"My name is Vovochka Karpov" answers the boy.
"So, tell me, Vovochka, who is your mother?"
"My mother is the Great Soviet Country," Vovochka answers.
"Very good. And who is your father?" Stalin asks.
"My father is the wise and kind Comrade Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin!" says Vovochka.
Stalin smiles, pats…