St. Peter is standing at Heaven's Gates
when an angel comes to him with a message that he needs to attend to. Not wanting to leave the Gates unattended, he looks around for help. Just at that moment, he sees Jesus coming around the corner so he calls him over.
"Hey Jesus, can you help me out? I need to take care of something. Could you manage the Gates for a while?"
"Sure," answers Jesus. "Just tell me what you need me to do."
St. Peter explains: "It's pretty easy. Every time someone wants…