The Elusive Midget Nun
Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, walk up to the convent door. The big one nudges the little one and says, “Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door.”
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, “Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question.”
The little Eskimo timidly says, “May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?”
The Mother Superior answers, “There are no midget nuns living here.”
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