Werner Heisenberg is driving a Cadillac at 130 miles per hour across the Nevada desert. Erwin Schrodinger is riding shotgun. Georg Ohm is in the back seat. A state trooper pulls them over, walks to the driver's side window and says: ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" To which Heisenberg replies: ""No, but I can tell you our location at the time."" The trooper decides to inspect the vehicle. After a moment he comes back to the passenger side, gun drawn, and yells: ""Did you know there is a …