The navy caught a pirate armada. The admiral of the navy went to interrogate the pirate captain. He noticed that the captain was missing a leg, had a hook on a hand and was wearing an eyepatch. So he asked him the story behind them. The pirate captain said, ""I lost the hand 5 years ago, while fighting with the English army. So I used a hook in its place."" ""What about the leg?"" ""I lost the leg when a mutiny occured and my first mate fought me. I killed him and all the mutineers were executed…