Emt Jokes

A White Man, A Black Man and A Jewish Man... ...were out joyriding in a car they had stolen. They ran a red light and got slammed into by a semi. All three died. They found themselves standing before Satan, scared shitless. The Devil says, ""Fellas, it's my birthday and I'm feeling generous so I'll offer you a deal. Each of you give me $100 and I'll send you back to Earth for another chance."" The white man pops awake, brushes himself off and is looking around at the resulting chaos. Ambulances …

Hunter Joke This hunter was going to buy bullets for his rifle one day when his wife told him that he should also get suppositories for his son cause he's having a bad stomach ache. Anyway, he buys the bullets and suppositories, drops the suppositories at home and then goes off hunting. While he's hunting he finds out that the birds he's shooting were falling down but not dying, he checks to see what's wrong and he discovers that he mixed up the bullets and suppositories. So, he rushes back home…